Sir Maxwell Honeypot

The Teddybear Knight of the Boy King


Player Name: Mike M.
Character Name: Sir Maxwell Honeypot
Home Plane: Prime Material (Eberron) / Dal Quor, Region of Dreams / The Kingdom
Level: 2
Class: Paladin
Paragon Path: n/a
Epic Destiny: n/a
Race: Bugbear
Ability Scores:
    STR: 18
    CON: 13
    DEX: 13
    INT: 10
    WIS: 12
    CHA: 14
Race Features: Low-Light Vision, Oversized, Predatory Eye
Class Features: Channel Divinity, Divine Challenge, Lay on Hands
Feats: Weapon Focus (Heavy Blades), Powerful Charge
Languages: Common, Goblin
Skills Trained: Diplomacy, Insight, Intimidate, Religion
At-Will Powers: [Class] Lay on Hands, Divine Challange, 1 Valiant Strike, Holy Strike
Encounter Powers: [Racial] Predatory Eye, [Class] Channel Divinity: Mettle, Channel Divinity: Strength, 1 Piercing Smite
Daily Powers: 1 Paladin's Judgement
Utility Powers: 2 Martyr's Blessing
Equipment of Note: Content Not Found: 7829, heavy shield, plate armor
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The Kingdom was an idyllic place, where Davey, the Boy King ruled with a kind heart.  He was always eager to help his subjects, and, whenever trouble arose, he would call upon his finest knight, Sir Maxwell Honeypot, to quell the disturbances.  While there was the occasional mud golem uprising, or a goblin scavenger party here and there, the Kingdom was relatively untroubled.  That is, until the Coldest Winter, when She arrived.

Carmen, the Tyrant of Sticks and Stones, cast a pall over the Kingdom upon her arrival.  Quickly, and without warning, she usurped Davey from his throne, enthralling his former subjects, and exiling the Boy King to the depths of the Strangling Woods.  All his subjects, loyal and good, fell under Carmen's spell, save for one; his finest knight, Sir Maxwell Honeypot.  Ever by his side, Davey and Sir Honeypot fought against this new Tyrant to reclaim their lands.

A year and a day from the moment Carmen arrived, Davey and Sir Honeypot attempted to confront the usurping Tyrant in her own home.  Fighting through hordes of golems and goblins alike, all of which fell under her command now, they finally stood in her lair, battered and bruised.  However, this was not the day that Carmen would be defeated.  She struck the Boy down with a single blow, and with her great magic, cast Sir Honeypot out of her domain.  The defenestrated defender fell from the Tyrant's Keep, and into the Great Well.  There, he kept falling for what seemed like an eternity, until he finally landed in the briny waters below.

The waters washed him away, down some long and winding river.  Sir Maxwell Honeypot could not tell how long he'd been in the water; he only knew that, when he finally washed ashore, he found himself in a very strange land, far far away from the Kingdom.

Sir Maxwell Honeypot

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